Day 16: Over the top praise

O Dear Boss ...

HR has asked me to

write a 360 degree review

but O dear Boss, how can I

write anything about you...

O you're the Jack Welch in leadership

the Steve Jobs in innovation

Vlad Putin, Kim Jong-Un,

Trump and Modi, all rolled into one

You're M S Dhoni, you never drop the ball,

You're Wikipedia, you're the know-it-all

You keep everyone in loop, you're the London Eye

Disrupting the normal, you're James Bond - The Spy

You're the black hole, you can shift paradigms

You're brainier than Sherlock Holmes, can even solve crimes

You're so well connected, you keep touching the base

Breaking a Guinness Record for you, is too commonplace

Look at your beauty, the world is awed

Handsome-r than Apollo, you're the Greek God

You're the Pope, globally revered

You're George Clooney with sexiest beard

You make everything shiny, you're Swarovski
You're such a sport, you're national hockey 

You got the built, you're Salman Khan

You're so mature, O you're Babylon

Gosh your jokes, you're funnier than an orangutan

You can do the impossible, You're my Hanuman

Boy, you got the jaw-line, 

O you're the Brad Pitt

Deeply humbled am I, 

this appraisal, I hereby submit

© Ankush Agarwal

18-Apr-2020